The Absolute Worst Ten Things in Texas

1. Shiela Jackson Lee
2. August
3.September
4.Joel Osteen
5.Dallas
6.Houston Texans
7.Dallas Cowboys
8.Galveston
9.The people who elected Shiela Jackson Lee
10. Fort Stockton

What a Way to Start the New Year

We all hope to make a bingo in every scrabble game,nothing is better than the expression on your opponents face,especially if said opponent is your wife,when you lay all 7 down. When I saw my first set of tiles,I knew immediately I had at least one word. I played STIFFED. Boom! In the next set of tiles I decided to keep the letters N G,in hopes of playing off the I in STIFFED or maybe picking up another I. Then on my third turn I play PREENING. Boom another Bingo. My total of 367 was low for having 2 bingos but what can you do. First play in a long time. Too long. One other nice play was V-ANS,that picked AXE and JOBS.

My 15 predictions for 2011

1.Liberals and other lunatics will blame the severe winter on global warming

2.Obama will learn to speak in public without using a teleprompter(maybe)

3.Tiger will win one Major.

4.Republicans will rightly finger Obama and Bennies easy money policy for $150 oil. Obama will blame greedy oil companies.

5.No Republicans will be caught soliciting sex from men or women in any public restrooms

6.Republicans and Democratic staffers will again make a fortune trading stocks

7. Doug Kass will announce he is net short the market

8. MSBC will hire the creepy Donny Deutsch to replace the dolt Kieth Olberman

9. The Street Dot Com will cease to exist

10. Miami Heat will shoot more free throws than any team in history.

11.Alan Greenspan will warn us of Inflation

12.Barney Frank will blame Republicans for Democrats looting of Fannie and Freddie.

13.Doug Kass will announce he is all in short the market

14. Hillary Clinton will divorce Waskally Willy.

15. Jim Cramer will give the all clear to buy stocks

My Ten Favorite Places to Drink

In commemoration of my 13th year of sobriety I have compiled my 10 favorite places to get drunk.

Pinecrest inn http://www.pinecrestinnpinehurst.com/

Laquinta Inn(outside bar)

Dunvegan Hotel http://www.dunvegan-hotel.com/

The Lift Bar and Grill http://www.liftbarandgrill.com/

Bridges http://www.bridgesrestaurant.com/

Inn at Spanish Bay Bar (bar overlooking #1)

Old Marine Hotel, North Berwick http://www.macdonaldhotels.co.uk/marine/

Bellagio (lobby bar)

Jigger Inn http://www.oldcoursehotel.kohler.com/restaurants/jiggers_inn_index.html

Pinehurst Hotel (front porch) http://www.pinehurst.com/

Enchantment (outside bar) http://www.enchantmentresort.com/

This is Change?

How could this marvelous man fall into the same Health care trap door the Clintons did? Why did this smartest of all presidents use the same heavy handed and secretive tactics that doomed the Clinton plan and caused the Dems to lose control of Congress. Are their memories that short or is this only way these effete tyrants know how to govern. We were told Obama would end the politics of old,yet it appears he is a practitioner of the oldest kind of politics,Chicago thuggery.

The real question is how does a guy who actually believes proper tire inflation is a suitable alternative to offshore drilling even become a presidential candidate or graduate from college? The same dude wants to tell us how to live yet smokes like a chimney? OK,you are never gonna pick Obama for you baseball team or bowling league,but can you imagine if a Republican had thrown that pitch or gutter ball? Or why when giving a speech on a health care bill,he hasn't read and appears to know nothing about,would this man who is told us he would take us beyond race try and start a race war? To throw us off course? To hide the fact he has no idea what he is talking about? No,race is all they know. Its their "go to" move. They used it to stop Republicans from regulating Fannie,which may have allowed us to escape the financial disaster, they scream race at every turn on every issue. Yet Obamas own VP called him a "clean one". Complete insanity. And the ever vigilant mainstream media reports it only if its a Republican. Who can forget the uproar over Delay taking a few golf trips paid for by lobbyists? Yet there is not even a peep out of mainstream media over the Dems who looted Fannie and Freddie for personal and political riches or the Countrywide 6.

The Dems playbook is so thin,their only defense on a horrible health bill is racism. The same white people who put Obama in office now want to see him fail because he is black. The Republicans,the party who put Clarence Thomas on Supreme Court against fierce Democrat opposition,had a black Sec of Defense and Sec of State,are against Obamas health bill because they are racists. The mainstream media which appears now more than ever to be an arm of the Democrat party,reports every Democrat racism charge as if its fact. The same mainstream media failed to challenge Obama during the campaign and failed to alert the public about his beliefs. They failed to demand his college records. Can you imagine if any Republican had spent 20 years with Rev Wright,or called the anti American hate mongering racist a great influence?

As each day goes by we are discovering that Obama was listening to all the those Rev Wright sermons,when will the media report it?

More Barney

Last week Barney Frank claimed he was one of the people responsible for new regulations on Fannie. this is akin to Ken Lay saying he was responsible for the downsizing of Enron. When our media and opposition party let politicians like Mr. Frank weave these tales of fiction they cheat the country and people. These lies become the truth. How can the person most responsible for the collapse of Fannie because of his opposition to new regulations proposed by the evil and racist Republicans now claim he is the person who helped regulate them? In a perverse way I guess you could make the case had Mr.Frank not stonewalled regulators as Democrats were looting Fannie for both political and personal riches Fannie would never have imploded and we never would have gotten the new regulations we have now,even though I am not really sure what these new regulations are. Every Republican and the media should be shouting this socialist lunatic down,instead there is complete silence.

Somethings never change

Even though severely limited by three days of Nyquil binging and a lingering cold I was able to beat Martha 336 to 311. A brilliant 52 point play of MIX secured the victory over my much more gifted and intelligent opponent(in case you didnt know she is a UVA grad).