People hate to admit it but the reason Romney lost is the same reason McCain lost. He did not get down in the gutter with Obama. Obama spent a year claiming Romney hated women,hated non whites,hated old people,was a criminal,and a liar. For a year the MSM repeated these claims never once questioning them. Romney thought if he ran a noble clean campaign he would appeal to intelligent Americans. Mr. Romney that America does not exist and I don’t know if it ever has. Since the days of our Founding, politicians have attacked each other with lies and false truths and they have won. The whole clean campaign strategy wins is a lie forced on the Republicans by the MSM that supports Democrats.
Obama is an image of cool and intelligence created by the MSM. He is neither and there are a 1000 youtube videos to prove it. I saw not one Romney ad showing Obama throwing a baseball,bowling,or riding his bike looking like Forest Gump. I saw no ads with Rev. Wright,Huma Abedin,or Van Jones. I heard very little about the Benghazi slaughter. I heard nothing from Romney about Obama’s mentors,all radical anti US types. I heard nothing questioning Hillary Clintons competence and the role of her aide Human Abedin. I heard nothing about he bribes Obama took from Tony Rezco. I heard nothing of the Countrywide 6 or the Fast and Furious scandal.
When you see that Romney suffered from a low white vote turn out as well as getting less Republican votes than the dim witted McCain did, you have to wonder,what went wrong? I live in Houston Texas and until the last few days I never saw a Romney TV ad. Were Republicans spending too much time and money trying to woo the undecided vote rather than firing up their own base? I don’t know. We know there are many,more on the left, who do not like or trust Mormons. Was that the reason? Was it because Romney wasn’t socially conservative enough for the Religious Right? All questions that will take much more time to answer.
Since Obama and Clinton have proven people vote for style and image over substance,should Romney have put someone with conservative values who is not a pasty white man on the ticket? Every Republican woman who has come forward has been destroyed by the MSM. Every Black Republican has been trashed by MSM. This has led the Republican Party leadership to stay away from candidates whom the MSM have slandered and lied about. I love Paul Ryan and think he was the best person for the job,but its apparent people are not voting for what is best. They are voting for what they think is cool.
Another mistake that hurt Romney was when he did not forcefully challenge the lies of Candy Crowley and Obama concerning Benghazi. It made him appear to be the dishonest one when he has been right on this since the first time he spoke out on it.
There were also the two abortion gaffes by two republican outliers late in the election. Republicans, Abortion is the law of the land. We may hate it and oppose,but we can not impose our religious beliefs on the heathens ,excuse me, Democrats. Abort away. The more Liberals who choose abortion the better off we are as a society. The most any Republican should say about abortion is No Comment and it is the law of the land. Attention idiots and that includes the MSM,abortion is the law of the land,no one can change that or is trying to. Go for it, abort away.
The Republican position on Gay Marriage is also foolish. How can we as a society discriminate against gay people. As Kinky says why shouldn’t they be as miserable as the rest of us. I am not saying everyone has to condone homosexuality,just saying you can’t discriminate or force your religious beliefs on others. Thats what the Muslims do. Why are we doing it?
Trying to understand how the two best candidates either party has ever put forward lost is puzzling. They voted the for the guy who promised the free shit over the guy who promised to take it away may be simplistic but it is true. Have we reached that tipping our Founders warned us about where there are more in the cart than pulling the cart? If thats the case its game over.
Friday, November 9, 2012
Saturday, October 13, 2012
The Benghazi Hustle
While the MSM attempts to ignore Benghazigate as they do with all Democrat disasters, such as the Democrat looting of Fannie and Freddie, forcing banks to loan money to people who could never pay them back and of course Fast and Furious, the gift that keeps on giving, Crazy Joe Biden throws the State Department (Hillary and Bill Clinton) underneath the bus. This comes just a few weeks after Bill Clinton saved the Obama campaign by delivering one of his patented mind numbing mendacious ramblings at the Democrat Convention. Democrats and the MSM value how well someone lies and spins over policy and truth, remember the MSM has always considered the truth to be dirty politics, and no one is better at it than Waskally Willy(pronounced with a Barney Frank spittle spray).
We don’t know who knew what prior to Benghazigate and for sure thats troubling, but the point is why are Democrats and the MSM trying so hard to keep it out of headlines. Everyone knows its part of Obama policy for the US to keep a low profile and lead from behind in the Middle East, which means less troops protecting US interests in the region,so the disaster at Benghazi should be no big surprise. Maybe thats why the MSM and Obama gang seems so uninterested in the whole affair. Why keep the FBI from investigating the murder and rape scene? Curious that Arab Muslim terrorists occupy their idle time raping dead and living men while waiting for death so they can screw virgins. And you thought Catholics were crazy.(i am Catholic)
Would Obama have jetted off to Vegas if he knew this was a terrorist attack? I find it hard to believe even someone has completely incompetent as Obama would do this. This is why this story is so delicious,there are so many conceivable plots. This smells a lot like the Clinton coverups from the 90s to me. Their first reaction to any situation is to lie or cover up,they spin just to spin. Remember the coverup of the Vince Foster suicide? They turned a simple suicide into a national conspiracy. Hillary kept her Hillarycare secret. This destroyed it. She blamed right wingers for Williams wandering member and semen stains on the blue dress. The YouTube lie fits the pattern.
A great endgame is on between Obama ,the Chicago gang and the Clintons. Hopefully it will damage the Anti American Party.
1. Did Hillary make up the YouTube story to protect her policies or incompetence?
2. Did Hillarys aide Huma Abedin have any contact with her family members in Muslim Brotherhood leading up to 9/11/12?
3. Is this some sinister Clinton plot to take their hated enemy Obama down?
4. Did Obama have a policy of not having military personnel l on hand so has not upset our new allies in the Muslim Brotherhood.
5.Did Obama and Biden really want a Peace Treaty with the Taliban,what’s next a peace treaty with Al Qaeda? Just had to throw that in.
6.Maybe Hillary did tell Obama it was a Terrorist attack and he just said fuck it and jetted off to Vegas?
7.Maybe Biden did not get the memo that it was a Terrorist attack?
8.Is Susan Rice the cut out? Was she set up to protect HIllary and Barry? Hard to believe someone in a post as inconsequential as UN ambassador would knowingly spend a week on TV lying,but then again she is a Democrat.
9.Curious no one in the MSM has used the phrase “connect the dots”.
10. Barry was told it was a terror attack and to cover his ass he concocted the YouTube lie. Its does fit his belief that the internet and prosperity are destroying governments ability to shackle its citizens.
11. I am sure everyone has a list this long.
PS. Shout out to Robert Bork. Crazy Joe dropped your name in the debate to frighten voters. Problem is most voters do not remember you or the way he destroyed your great reputation so he could spend hours on TV pontificating and proving he was indeed braindead.
We don’t know who knew what prior to Benghazigate and for sure thats troubling, but the point is why are Democrats and the MSM trying so hard to keep it out of headlines. Everyone knows its part of Obama policy for the US to keep a low profile and lead from behind in the Middle East, which means less troops protecting US interests in the region,so the disaster at Benghazi should be no big surprise. Maybe thats why the MSM and Obama gang seems so uninterested in the whole affair. Why keep the FBI from investigating the murder and rape scene? Curious that Arab Muslim terrorists occupy their idle time raping dead and living men while waiting for death so they can screw virgins. And you thought Catholics were crazy.(i am Catholic)
Would Obama have jetted off to Vegas if he knew this was a terrorist attack? I find it hard to believe even someone has completely incompetent as Obama would do this. This is why this story is so delicious,there are so many conceivable plots. This smells a lot like the Clinton coverups from the 90s to me. Their first reaction to any situation is to lie or cover up,they spin just to spin. Remember the coverup of the Vince Foster suicide? They turned a simple suicide into a national conspiracy. Hillary kept her Hillarycare secret. This destroyed it. She blamed right wingers for Williams wandering member and semen stains on the blue dress. The YouTube lie fits the pattern.
A great endgame is on between Obama ,the Chicago gang and the Clintons. Hopefully it will damage the Anti American Party.
1. Did Hillary make up the YouTube story to protect her policies or incompetence?
2. Did Hillarys aide Huma Abedin have any contact with her family members in Muslim Brotherhood leading up to 9/11/12?
3. Is this some sinister Clinton plot to take their hated enemy Obama down?
4. Did Obama have a policy of not having military personnel l on hand so has not upset our new allies in the Muslim Brotherhood.
5.Did Obama and Biden really want a Peace Treaty with the Taliban,what’s next a peace treaty with Al Qaeda? Just had to throw that in.
6.Maybe Hillary did tell Obama it was a Terrorist attack and he just said fuck it and jetted off to Vegas?
7.Maybe Biden did not get the memo that it was a Terrorist attack?
8.Is Susan Rice the cut out? Was she set up to protect HIllary and Barry? Hard to believe someone in a post as inconsequential as UN ambassador would knowingly spend a week on TV lying,but then again she is a Democrat.
9.Curious no one in the MSM has used the phrase “connect the dots”.
10. Barry was told it was a terror attack and to cover his ass he concocted the YouTube lie. Its does fit his belief that the internet and prosperity are destroying governments ability to shackle its citizens.
11. I am sure everyone has a list this long.
PS. Shout out to Robert Bork. Crazy Joe dropped your name in the debate to frighten voters. Problem is most voters do not remember you or the way he destroyed your great reputation so he could spend hours on TV pontificating and proving he was indeed braindead.
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
The Lori Roast
Everyone‘s Favorite Person (sorry Randy)
Where do we begin? Our most memorable Lori moments always seem to revolve around the game of golf or being in an automobile with Lori driving. Please remember, it’s Lori’s world, and we should consider ourselves blessed to be part of it. Blessed by whom I don’t know. Anyways, here goes.
It was a heavily overcast sunless afternoon at Killarney Country Club in the year of Lori 1992, the only day in Ireland we experienced without torrential rains and cyclone force winds. Did I mention Lori hates Ireland? On the first hole she hit what appeared to be a very nice second shot , alas it was a wee bit too steamy, and it careened off the green, coming to rest in a swale a foot or two below the green. Lori’s caddie asked if she wanted a sand wedge, Lori responded, no thanks, I‘ve already eaten lunch. She could not understand why everyone, including caddies were on the ground laughing. Easily one of my top ten moments in the History of Golf.
For those not familiar with Pinehurst, it is a famous resort in North Carolina. There are eight courses and they are named No. 1,No. 2, No. 3 and so on. One night over dinner after a recent trip to Pinehurst, a low budget trip which did not please my wife, we were telling Randy and Lori that we had a great time there but we could not play No.2. Lori asked why we would want to play a course that only had 17 holes open.
We picked up Lori and Randy at the Glasgow airport in Scotland, Lori demanded, yes, demanded that she drive. This was the first time Lori had ever driven on the wrong side of the road. I had the pleasure of being her navigator up front while Randy and Martha cowered on the floor in the back seat. As you know the roads in Scotland are very narrow and can barely handle two cars side by side. So it becomes problematic when a large semi or tour bus comes hurtling around the bend or you have the terrifying experience of sharing a bridge with one these large vehicles. Lori handled these rather tense situations by putting a two hand death grip on the steering wheel, closing her eyes, and screaming either bus or truck at the top of her lungs. I trace my loss of hearing to this ear shattering event. Later that evening as the adrenaline rush one often experiences in times of shock or high stress wore off, Randy,Martha and I began to shake and convulse involuntarily. The three of us drank heavily. Lori joined us when she discovered the water coming from the bathroom faucet identical to that off Galveston.
The Roundabouts in Scotland also proved to be a problem for Lori. Once in one she could not get off. Each was it’s own special twilight zone, round and round we would go, as many as 3 loops, with Lori begging one of us to grab the steering wheel. Never let the occupant of the passenger seat steer a car in a roundabout.
Anyone who has experienced the utter horror of driving thru a parking lot at 70mph with Lori at the wheel knows why speed bumps were invented and will never curse their existence again, the exception being those mother frickers on Valley Manor. Unbeknownst to Lori, Martha clutches a rosary and carries a small vial of holy water whenever they enter a parking lot or school zone.
Where do we begin? Our most memorable Lori moments always seem to revolve around the game of golf or being in an automobile with Lori driving. Please remember, it’s Lori’s world, and we should consider ourselves blessed to be part of it. Blessed by whom I don’t know. Anyways, here goes.
It was a heavily overcast sunless afternoon at Killarney Country Club in the year of Lori 1992, the only day in Ireland we experienced without torrential rains and cyclone force winds. Did I mention Lori hates Ireland? On the first hole she hit what appeared to be a very nice second shot , alas it was a wee bit too steamy, and it careened off the green, coming to rest in a swale a foot or two below the green. Lori’s caddie asked if she wanted a sand wedge, Lori responded, no thanks, I‘ve already eaten lunch. She could not understand why everyone, including caddies were on the ground laughing. Easily one of my top ten moments in the History of Golf.
For those not familiar with Pinehurst, it is a famous resort in North Carolina. There are eight courses and they are named No. 1,No. 2, No. 3 and so on. One night over dinner after a recent trip to Pinehurst, a low budget trip which did not please my wife, we were telling Randy and Lori that we had a great time there but we could not play No.2. Lori asked why we would want to play a course that only had 17 holes open.
We picked up Lori and Randy at the Glasgow airport in Scotland, Lori demanded, yes, demanded that she drive. This was the first time Lori had ever driven on the wrong side of the road. I had the pleasure of being her navigator up front while Randy and Martha cowered on the floor in the back seat. As you know the roads in Scotland are very narrow and can barely handle two cars side by side. So it becomes problematic when a large semi or tour bus comes hurtling around the bend or you have the terrifying experience of sharing a bridge with one these large vehicles. Lori handled these rather tense situations by putting a two hand death grip on the steering wheel, closing her eyes, and screaming either bus or truck at the top of her lungs. I trace my loss of hearing to this ear shattering event. Later that evening as the adrenaline rush one often experiences in times of shock or high stress wore off, Randy,Martha and I began to shake and convulse involuntarily. The three of us drank heavily. Lori joined us when she discovered the water coming from the bathroom faucet identical to that off Galveston.
The Roundabouts in Scotland also proved to be a problem for Lori. Once in one she could not get off. Each was it’s own special twilight zone, round and round we would go, as many as 3 loops, with Lori begging one of us to grab the steering wheel. Never let the occupant of the passenger seat steer a car in a roundabout.
Anyone who has experienced the utter horror of driving thru a parking lot at 70mph with Lori at the wheel knows why speed bumps were invented and will never curse their existence again, the exception being those mother frickers on Valley Manor. Unbeknownst to Lori, Martha clutches a rosary and carries a small vial of holy water whenever they enter a parking lot or school zone.
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Winning over the Middle
Every election the Republicans are told over and over again by the Media they must have a candidate that appeals to the Middle if they are to win. Then the Media goes about systematically attacking each Republican front runner by portraying them in a way they think will destroy their appeal to the Middle. The Democrat candidate ,in this case Obama did not get this treatment in 2008 and will not get it in 2012,so it is up to the Republicans, and also the candidate, to make Obama unattractive to the Middle.
To most of us in 2008 Obama’s rhetoric, lack of experience, and roots in that filthy sewer of US politics, Chicago, was a dead give away the man would be a disaster as President. This did not sway the Middle. His claim that proper tire inflation could replace oil supply lost through lack of offshore drilling was a tell to most thinking people the man was either a complete idiot or a pathological liar. This did not sway the Middle. His association with known anti-American radicals such as his preacher did not sway the Middle.
The Middle are in general a group who do not wish to make waves or hear loud voices of those who have convictions. They want America to solve its financial problems but are not willing to make the hard choices needed for that to become reality . They are the Middle. Their strongest convictions are those positions they last heard explained to them by the Media. These convictions could change by bedtime depending on what late night TV show they watch. The country’s problem is not so much Obama as it is the people who voted for him.
The solution for the Republicans is simple and probably why they fail to see it. You make Obama completely unappealing to the Middle by portraying him as the hapless dork that he is. You run video of him looking like Forrest Gump riding his bike at Martha’s Vineyard, you run the video of him throwing the first pitch and bowling. You do this 24/7. No American Idol watching member of the Middle is going to vote for a man who throws a ball or rides a bike in this manner. If bowling was a more popular game there is no way Obama could have been elected. This incompetent boob has had more verbal gaffs than any public figure in my memory. YouTube is littered with them. You run these 24/7. The Middle will not be won over by reason or common sense solutions to our economic woes. Of course any honest discussion of Obama, his beliefs, his incompetence, or his record will be termed negative and dirty politics by the Media, The gutless Republicans can not let this deter them. If we don’t get down in the gutter and fight Obama and the Media that supports him, we lose and it’s game over for the good ole USA.
To win the Republicans must portray Obama as uncool, and the incompetent boob that he is. This is what stirs the Middle. It will be their call to arms.
To most of us in 2008 Obama’s rhetoric, lack of experience, and roots in that filthy sewer of US politics, Chicago, was a dead give away the man would be a disaster as President. This did not sway the Middle. His claim that proper tire inflation could replace oil supply lost through lack of offshore drilling was a tell to most thinking people the man was either a complete idiot or a pathological liar. This did not sway the Middle. His association with known anti-American radicals such as his preacher did not sway the Middle.
The Middle are in general a group who do not wish to make waves or hear loud voices of those who have convictions. They want America to solve its financial problems but are not willing to make the hard choices needed for that to become reality . They are the Middle. Their strongest convictions are those positions they last heard explained to them by the Media. These convictions could change by bedtime depending on what late night TV show they watch. The country’s problem is not so much Obama as it is the people who voted for him.
The solution for the Republicans is simple and probably why they fail to see it. You make Obama completely unappealing to the Middle by portraying him as the hapless dork that he is. You run video of him looking like Forrest Gump riding his bike at Martha’s Vineyard, you run the video of him throwing the first pitch and bowling. You do this 24/7. No American Idol watching member of the Middle is going to vote for a man who throws a ball or rides a bike in this manner. If bowling was a more popular game there is no way Obama could have been elected. This incompetent boob has had more verbal gaffs than any public figure in my memory. YouTube is littered with them. You run these 24/7. The Middle will not be won over by reason or common sense solutions to our economic woes. Of course any honest discussion of Obama, his beliefs, his incompetence, or his record will be termed negative and dirty politics by the Media, The gutless Republicans can not let this deter them. If we don’t get down in the gutter and fight Obama and the Media that supports him, we lose and it’s game over for the good ole USA.
To win the Republicans must portray Obama as uncool, and the incompetent boob that he is. This is what stirs the Middle. It will be their call to arms.
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
My Ten Favorite Politicians
1. Al Gore - there are so many instances of corruption and outrageous mendacity in this guys career I don't know where to start. So let's go to his most recent. The man made global warming scam that he helped create and now has made hundreds of millions of dollars from is probably the largest fraud in the history of mankind. Twenty years from now Warmers will be mocked for their complete idiocy. Taxpayer and US citizens are in danger every day this schmuck is not in prison.
2. Fast Franklin Raines- not only did this guy cook the US books under Waskally Willie but also managed to loot Fannie of billions thru book cooking and incompetence. He was at the center of the greatest scandal in US politics,the systematic looting of the taxpayer of billions via Frankie and and his Democrat buds.
3. Barney Frank - Its easy to say this guy is just an incompetent boob,I mean how don't you know your boyfriend is running a whorehouse out of your home? This guy with the help of the insane Maxine Waters helped save Fannie Mae from the regulations that would have stopped the Democrat looting of said corporation which was the catalyst for the financial meltdown of 2008. No one person is more responsible for the financial meltdown,so what did we do ,we let him and fellow grifter Chris Dodd write the new financial regulations. Only in Washington DC.
4. The Clintons- Do we really need to go there?
5.Chucky Shumer - This guy just reeks of corruption and sleaze. All you have to do is look at this guy and know something isn't right.
6.Anthony Wiener- Pervert and lunatic socialist.
7.Rahm Emanuel - Weasel. After a short stint on BOD of Freddie Mac,he was offered a multi million dollar a year job on Wall Street. Corrupt to the core.
8.Daley- Even though this guy was genetically predisposed to a life of corruption,he was on the BOD of Fannie Mae. He was there when Dems were stealing everything that wasn't tied down.
9.Eric Holder- As with so many Democrats,you don't if he a complete idiot,lunatic socialist,or just a liar. This guy is probably all three. He approved the pardon of criminal Marc Rich.
10. Ed Randal- Just look and listen. Ok,this is easy,what politician from Pa. isn't a crook but this guy like Shumer just reeks of it. Its that Jim Wright thing,you just know they are lying through their teeth every time they speak.
PS. Under no circumstances bend over in the presence of any of these guys
2. Fast Franklin Raines- not only did this guy cook the US books under Waskally Willie but also managed to loot Fannie of billions thru book cooking and incompetence. He was at the center of the greatest scandal in US politics,the systematic looting of the taxpayer of billions via Frankie and and his Democrat buds.
3. Barney Frank - Its easy to say this guy is just an incompetent boob,I mean how don't you know your boyfriend is running a whorehouse out of your home? This guy with the help of the insane Maxine Waters helped save Fannie Mae from the regulations that would have stopped the Democrat looting of said corporation which was the catalyst for the financial meltdown of 2008. No one person is more responsible for the financial meltdown,so what did we do ,we let him and fellow grifter Chris Dodd write the new financial regulations. Only in Washington DC.
4. The Clintons- Do we really need to go there?
5.Chucky Shumer - This guy just reeks of corruption and sleaze. All you have to do is look at this guy and know something isn't right.
6.Anthony Wiener- Pervert and lunatic socialist.
7.Rahm Emanuel - Weasel. After a short stint on BOD of Freddie Mac,he was offered a multi million dollar a year job on Wall Street. Corrupt to the core.
8.Daley- Even though this guy was genetically predisposed to a life of corruption,he was on the BOD of Fannie Mae. He was there when Dems were stealing everything that wasn't tied down.
9.Eric Holder- As with so many Democrats,you don't if he a complete idiot,lunatic socialist,or just a liar. This guy is probably all three. He approved the pardon of criminal Marc Rich.
10. Ed Randal- Just look and listen. Ok,this is easy,what politician from Pa. isn't a crook but this guy like Shumer just reeks of it. Its that Jim Wright thing,you just know they are lying through their teeth every time they speak.
PS. Under no circumstances bend over in the presence of any of these guys
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
The Problem with Housing
US housing has in great part been built and supported by government subsidies. The first great subsidy was the mortgage deduction. The next was the low interest rate and easy money policy of Greenspan. Tack on to that the Clinton first time tax break on a home sale where the first $500K is tax free and you have some pretty good reasons to put money in real estate rather than stocks or anywhere else for that matter. . Add to that the federal governments pressure on banks that started under Clinton to write mortgages to people who could never ever pay them back and you have the makings of serious bubble. As with any industry or business supported by government subsidies the only way it can continue to grow is with more subsidies. Its a fact.
The only way to cure the excesses in housing and begin a real recovery is through a cathartic process. Instead our government is attempting to further encourage people to stay in mortgages they cant afford even at lower interest rates. The same government whose affordable housing policy pushed people into these mortgage now wishes to imprison them in a life of debt and misery. I guess this is compassionate liberalism. These same policies keep new buyers out of market. Decades of government subsidies have come home to roost.
Now with with many local and state governments in jams because of fiscal irresponsibility, taxes on real estate are increasing and that will not stop. Utility costs of home ownership increase each year. So instead of new subsidies to further support home prices,home owners are faced with increased overhead.
The government has also tried to inflate our way out of the housing mess. To date this has failed but has succeeded in destroying many in the middle class who are savers or live on fixed income. Those who have lived responsibly and made good decisions are being punished by the very government that created the problem.
There is also no way of telling how much capital has been miss allocated because of the favorable tax treatment of mortgages and the Clinton tax break. The market will find a way to reallocate this misplaced capital,the end result can only mean lower home prices.
The only way to cure the excesses in housing and begin a real recovery is through a cathartic process. Instead our government is attempting to further encourage people to stay in mortgages they cant afford even at lower interest rates. The same government whose affordable housing policy pushed people into these mortgage now wishes to imprison them in a life of debt and misery. I guess this is compassionate liberalism. These same policies keep new buyers out of market. Decades of government subsidies have come home to roost.
Now with with many local and state governments in jams because of fiscal irresponsibility, taxes on real estate are increasing and that will not stop. Utility costs of home ownership increase each year. So instead of new subsidies to further support home prices,home owners are faced with increased overhead.
The government has also tried to inflate our way out of the housing mess. To date this has failed but has succeeded in destroying many in the middle class who are savers or live on fixed income. Those who have lived responsibly and made good decisions are being punished by the very government that created the problem.
There is also no way of telling how much capital has been miss allocated because of the favorable tax treatment of mortgages and the Clinton tax break. The market will find a way to reallocate this misplaced capital,the end result can only mean lower home prices.
Monday, August 1, 2011
Things Liberals believe, a work in progess
1.Spending money, that your crazy Uncle Benny is printing in the basement is creating wealth.
2.Republicans want to starve children,old people,and poor people
3.Republicans want to poison our water and air
4.Those who pay taxes are not paying enough.
5.Belief that man can change the weather and climate by using certain types of light bulbs. To date there absolutely no scientific proof of man made global warming.
6.FDR pulled us out of the great depression with massive government spending.
7.George Bush created Hurricane Katrina
8.Republicans are racists.
9.Republicans want to end SS
10.Bush and Cheney started Iraq war to benefit Haliburton.
11.Cheney is a Nazi
12.All wars initiated by Democrats have been smart wars(obamanism). WW One,WW Two,Korea,Viet Nam,Afghanistan Two,and Libya.
13.Bush and Cheney were somehow involved in 911.
14.Capitalism is evil the and foundation of all our problems
15.Obama is intelligent
16.Would buy something from Harry Reid or Jim Wright
17.There is absolutely nothing improper about the President abusing a young intern in the White House. After all she was wearing a thong and should have known better.
18.There is a great Right Wing Plot.
19.Republicans want old people,children,minorities,and gays to die
20.George Bush was somehow involved with four other white cracker racists in the dragging death of William Byrd in Jasper Tx.
21.Teddy Kennedy wrongly persecuted because of a drunken slut who was seducing him did not know how to swim.
22.Republicans masterminded a plot to extend the Iranian Hostage Crisis to insure Jimbo Carters defeat. This included a midnight flight in a supersonic spy plane to Europe by soon to be VP George Bush to convince Iranian terrorists not to release hostages until Reagan won.
23.Barney Frank is an honest and competent human being
24.Turbo Tax is difficult to understand
25. New Technology creating much of present economic problems
26.Christians are nuts
27.Timothy McVeigh was a Republican
28. Cuba health care system is superior to US.
29.Proper tire inflation can solve the worlds energy crisis
30.George Bush was a conservative
31.James Carville and Paul Begala are honest,civil and intelligent.
32.Terrorists from other countries and illegal immigrants have same rights in US as US citizens. They should not pay taxes.
33.Bill Clinton balanced the budget and reformed welfare
34.Voters should not have to prove they are US citizens
35. Illegal immigrants should be able to vote and get free college education
36.Building schools for murdering barbarians in Afghanistan will make Afghans like us.
37.Government spending creates self sustaining jobs and wealth
38.There is no problem when a company like Countrywide gives special mortgages to Democrat Senators.
39. Algore invented the internet
40. The Middle East has contributed much to today’s civilization.
41. John Kerry is breathing.
42. It was ok for Robert Byrd to have been a leading member in the KKK because he was able to loot enough money from taxpayers to keep West Virginy solvent and his family very wealthy. But Republicans are the racists.
43.Oil companies collude with one another to fix prices and destroy the environment.
44.Most Oil company employees are aliens who can live in our polluted environment.
45. Henry Waxman looks a like a normal human being
46. Dennis Kucinich is a reasonable person
47. Donny Deutsch is not creepy
48.Believe John Stewart is a real news anchor
2.Republicans want to starve children,old people,and poor people
3.Republicans want to poison our water and air
4.Those who pay taxes are not paying enough.
5.Belief that man can change the weather and climate by using certain types of light bulbs. To date there absolutely no scientific proof of man made global warming.
6.FDR pulled us out of the great depression with massive government spending.
7.George Bush created Hurricane Katrina
8.Republicans are racists.
9.Republicans want to end SS
10.Bush and Cheney started Iraq war to benefit Haliburton.
11.Cheney is a Nazi
12.All wars initiated by Democrats have been smart wars(obamanism). WW One,WW Two,Korea,Viet Nam,Afghanistan Two,and Libya.
13.Bush and Cheney were somehow involved in 911.
14.Capitalism is evil the and foundation of all our problems
15.Obama is intelligent
16.Would buy something from Harry Reid or Jim Wright
17.There is absolutely nothing improper about the President abusing a young intern in the White House. After all she was wearing a thong and should have known better.
18.There is a great Right Wing Plot.
19.Republicans want old people,children,minorities,and gays to die
20.George Bush was somehow involved with four other white cracker racists in the dragging death of William Byrd in Jasper Tx.
21.Teddy Kennedy wrongly persecuted because of a drunken slut who was seducing him did not know how to swim.
22.Republicans masterminded a plot to extend the Iranian Hostage Crisis to insure Jimbo Carters defeat. This included a midnight flight in a supersonic spy plane to Europe by soon to be VP George Bush to convince Iranian terrorists not to release hostages until Reagan won.
23.Barney Frank is an honest and competent human being
24.Turbo Tax is difficult to understand
25. New Technology creating much of present economic problems
26.Christians are nuts
27.Timothy McVeigh was a Republican
28. Cuba health care system is superior to US.
29.Proper tire inflation can solve the worlds energy crisis
30.George Bush was a conservative
31.James Carville and Paul Begala are honest,civil and intelligent.
32.Terrorists from other countries and illegal immigrants have same rights in US as US citizens. They should not pay taxes.
33.Bill Clinton balanced the budget and reformed welfare
34.Voters should not have to prove they are US citizens
35. Illegal immigrants should be able to vote and get free college education
36.Building schools for murdering barbarians in Afghanistan will make Afghans like us.
37.Government spending creates self sustaining jobs and wealth
38.There is no problem when a company like Countrywide gives special mortgages to Democrat Senators.
39. Algore invented the internet
40. The Middle East has contributed much to today’s civilization.
41. John Kerry is breathing.
42. It was ok for Robert Byrd to have been a leading member in the KKK because he was able to loot enough money from taxpayers to keep West Virginy solvent and his family very wealthy. But Republicans are the racists.
43.Oil companies collude with one another to fix prices and destroy the environment.
44.Most Oil company employees are aliens who can live in our polluted environment.
45. Henry Waxman looks a like a normal human being
46. Dennis Kucinich is a reasonable person
47. Donny Deutsch is not creepy
48.Believe John Stewart is a real news anchor
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