Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Life Is Good!


I began my fourth round of golf this year with three bogeys and following bird lip outs on 11 and 12, a double on 13 , I played the final five four under for a 76 . At this stage of the game I have to be happy any time I break 80. The best part is I won $90 from a group who is always offering to send a car to pick me up.

I followed this up with a complete trouncing of Martha at the Scrabble table, 392-320. This included a brilliant bingo with the word "reaired" making use of three connectors.


Unfortunately my weekend ended on a sour note as the Rockets were destroyed by the hated Lakers and Punk of the Decade, Kobe. Rockets were an easy team to root for, without Tracey,Yao,and Mutumbo and playing with 6'6" center, Chucky Hayes who was tough against the 7 foot homeless guy playing center for the gangsta Lakers . It is still a mystery to me how Ron Artest was ever considered a good defensive player or why he never ever goes to the hoop.

Trade Yao now while he can still walk, do not resign Crazy Ron, and keep Tracy if there are no takers. Despite all the detractors, I am still willing to give Tracy more time. When healthy there are few players with his talents, basketball IQ, passing skills, and his ability to take over a game.

Friday, May 8, 2009

25 people you dont want to share a life raft with

but if you do, dont fall alseep. In no particular order. If its impossible to stay awake make sure you have your lifevest on securely. If its Barney,Clinton,The Juice,Larry Craig,Boy George or Manson you must stay awake or just throw yourself overboard.
Jeffey Immelt
Sheila Jackson Lee
Thomas Freidman
Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf

Paul Krugman
Anthony Weiner
Michael Wilbon
Chris Berman
Maxine Waters
Janeane Garofalo
Hugo Chavez
Tyra Banks
Rod Blagojevich
chuck shumer
Kobe Bryant
Bill Clinton
David Carusso
barney frank
chris dodd
john madden
lorena bobbit

John Edwards
al sharpton
Harry Reid
jesse jackson
paul begalla
lanny davis
Donald Trump
elliot spitzer
Trent Lott
franklin raines
Keith Olberman
osama bin laden
bill maher
charly sheen
algore
john kerry
joe biden
dr.phil
paula abdul (ok to pretend you are asleep)
james carville
larry craig
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Kim Jong-il
dan rather
Howard Dean
jim wright
Angie"the tan Man" Mozzila
Tim Geitner
jesse jackson jr
dennis rodman
rahm emanuel
denis Kucinich
Jim Cramer
Ted Kennedy
Robert KKK Byrd
Charles Manson
Tom Daschle
Peter Kostis
Boy George
Sergio Garcia
Barry Bonds
OJ Simpson
Chris Mathews
Henry Waxman
Osama Bin Laden
Eric Holder
Nancy Pelosi