My 15 predictions for 2011

1.Liberals and other lunatics will blame the severe winter on global warming

2.Obama will learn to speak in public without using a teleprompter(maybe)

3.Tiger will win one Major.

4.Republicans will rightly finger Obama and Bennies easy money policy for $150 oil. Obama will blame greedy oil companies.

5.No Republicans will be caught soliciting sex from men or women in any public restrooms

6.Republicans and Democratic staffers will again make a fortune trading stocks

7. Doug Kass will announce he is net short the market

8. MSBC will hire the creepy Donny Deutsch to replace the dolt Kieth Olberman

9. The Street Dot Com will cease to exist

10. Miami Heat will shoot more free throws than any team in history.

11.Alan Greenspan will warn us of Inflation

12.Barney Frank will blame Republicans for Democrats looting of Fannie and Freddie.

13.Doug Kass will announce he is all in short the market

14. Hillary Clinton will divorce Waskally Willy.

15. Jim Cramer will give the all clear to buy stocks